my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying
I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.
AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.
you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning